Post by Claw on Sept 14, 2006 14:11:57 GMT -5
You may have heard me say this recently. And so, I shall tell the reasoning behind these randoe outbursts. For it all started a few days ago whence we began the conversation 'what kind of fruit juice would you be.' Seriously, don't ask.
Anyway, I came out as Pineapple, and we ended up with Concetrated Apple, Pineapple, Lime, Cranberry, grapefruit, peach, and, of course, Tomato. And Fruit and Barley (shudder). And through some completely unrelated twist we formed:
The Juice Squad!
I, Pineapple.
Joe, Lime.
Ollie, King Concetrated Apple.
Danny, Private Grapefruit.
Kash, Caretaker Cranberry
Tom, TJ (Tomato Juice.)
Jack, Peace-keeping Peach.
Jim, Broom Barley.
From that moment, and probably to many boring lunchtimes, we decided upon phrases which we would use. Each is strange and has nothing to do with the team, and yet suited us so well. And here they are:
- Dude! Pizza!
- Anchovies! Not cool!
- Totally!
- I'm hip.
- Hey, I'm cool!
- I can dig it.
- Lemme hear why?
- Cos I'm fresh...*makes hand movement to the right, turning to look as arm moves smoothly into a pointing gesture.*
- Keep it combed!
-Broom Broom Broom! (Which is all he is permitted to say.)
Most of these (well, the Pizza, Anchovies and Totally!) have to be said in a hippy voice. IT makes it all so much funnier.
And you thought your lives were weird...
EDIT: Oh yeah, I may branch this into a comic.
Anyway, I came out as Pineapple, and we ended up with Concetrated Apple, Pineapple, Lime, Cranberry, grapefruit, peach, and, of course, Tomato. And Fruit and Barley (shudder). And through some completely unrelated twist we formed:
The Juice Squad!
I, Pineapple.
Joe, Lime.
Ollie, King Concetrated Apple.
Danny, Private Grapefruit.
Kash, Caretaker Cranberry
Tom, TJ (Tomato Juice.)
Jack, Peace-keeping Peach.
Jim, Broom Barley.
From that moment, and probably to many boring lunchtimes, we decided upon phrases which we would use. Each is strange and has nothing to do with the team, and yet suited us so well. And here they are:
- Dude! Pizza!
- Anchovies! Not cool!
- Totally!
- I'm hip.
- Hey, I'm cool!
- I can dig it.
- Lemme hear why?
- Cos I'm fresh...*makes hand movement to the right, turning to look as arm moves smoothly into a pointing gesture.*
- Keep it combed!
-Broom Broom Broom! (Which is all he is permitted to say.)
Most of these (well, the Pizza, Anchovies and Totally!) have to be said in a hippy voice. IT makes it all so much funnier.
And you thought your lives were weird...
EDIT: Oh yeah, I may branch this into a comic.
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